I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
one might say we're banned from that church
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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