And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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