Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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