is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm passing your future prison.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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