I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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