You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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