I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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