p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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