I'm pants shitting drunk right now
home. puking in laundry basket.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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