Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm really into asian looking animals
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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