It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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