So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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