A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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