Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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