8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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