we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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