You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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