I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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