They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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