I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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