No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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