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(734): View more from Michigan

Got a toothbrush?

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(646): View more from New York

The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day

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(630): View more from Illinois

If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.

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(801): View more from Utah

Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.

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(231): View more from Michigan

We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".

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(406): View more from Montana

You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything

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