You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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