it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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