I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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