I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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