when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
