Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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