Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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