If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
third nipple confirmed
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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