Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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