kristin has been a bad kristin
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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