haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
