you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
tell me about the fingering
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
