Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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