I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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