true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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