I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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