why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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