Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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