at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
