Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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