this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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