plz talk dirty to me
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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