saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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