my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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