So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
is that a dick in a sweater?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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