Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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