wakey wakey hands off snakey
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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