My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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