i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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